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Female Masterbation Slang Terms

3 Point Shot
5 Digit Disco
A Night in With the Girls
Accordion Solo
Airing the Orchid
Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Backslappin' Betty
Backstroke Roulette
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Baiting your Hook
Banging the Beezer
Barking at the ape
Bash The Candle
Battery-testing
Batting Practice
Beat Off
Beat the Beaver
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Beating the Bait
Beating the Bishop
Beating the Bush
Beating the Dummy
Beaver bashin'
Being your Own Best Friend
Bikini burger
Bird-washing
Bite the dog-end
Bleed the Weed
Blissing yourself
Blooming
Blossoming
Blow some tunes
Boating
Boffing the Bud
Bouncing on the Bed
Bouncing the bearded clam
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Box the Jesuit
Brush one's teeth
Brushing The Beaver
Buckin' it
Buckin' it
Buff the Weasle
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buffing the Muff
Bush dinner
Bushwhacking
Buttering the Potato
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Butting the Bead
Buzzing
buzzing off
Buzzing the honey hole
Calling All Cum
Canyon yodeling
Caress the clit
Caressing the Kitty
Carpet Bumping
Carpet munching
Cast Off
Cast Off
Cat Got Tongue
Changing your Oil
Checking for Squirrels
checking the undercarriage
Chew the she-fat
Chow box
Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration
Churning the Cream
Civil War
Clam Bake for One
Clam dive
Clam diving
Clam lapping
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Cleaning the Clam
Cleaning your Fingers
Click the mouse
Clit Twit
Clitters
Combing the Brush
comforting yourself
comforting yourself
Coming Into Your Own
Connie Lingus
Copying Georgia O'Keefe
Countering Cunts
Creamin
creaming yourself
Critter crammin'
Crossing the Great Divide
Crossing the Swamp
Cunning linguistics
Cunt Cuddling
Damming the beaver
dating your palm
Daughters
Declare your independence
Deep Dishin'
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
dialing 'O'
Dialing the pink telephone
Dialing the Rotary Phone
Diddle
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digging a Trench
Digitis Erectus
Digitizing
Dine at the Y
Dinner beneath the bridge
Dip the brush
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Dive a muff
Dive in the bushes
Dive in the canyon
Do it the French way
Do The Dew
doing a Meg Ryan
Doing Laps
Doing your Nails
Don the beard
Donning the beard
Doormat bashing
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Drinking at the fuzzy cup
Drinking from the furry cup
Dunking the Beaver
Eat a tuna sandwich
Eat a tuna taco
Eat fur pie
Eat hair pie
Eat muff pie
Eat seafood
Eat squirrel
Eating a kipper pie
Egg McMuff
Engaging in Safe Sex
Enjoying a little Southern Comfort
Entering No Man's Land
Erasing the Problem
Exploring the Deep South
Face job
Face the nation
Fall in love
Fanning the Fur
Fanning the Furnace
Fanny noshing
Feathery flick
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding the Beaver
Feeding the Fish
Feeding the Other Mouth
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fifty-nine
Finger Blasting
finger dancing
Finger Fun
finger pie
finger pie
finger-bang
Fingerbating
fingering
fingering
Fingering the Accused
Fingering the fountain
fingering yourself
Fingerpainting
Fish dinner
Flick the bristles
Flick the bristles
Flickin' the Bean
Flicking the minnow
Flicking the Switch
Flipping the Bean
Flipping the Flaps
Flipping through the Pages
Flit your Clit
Flying automatic (with vibrator)
Four-lip Whistling
French culture
French job
French kiss Mr. Lincoln
French lessons
Friday night lip service
frigging
Frigging the Love Muscle
Frosting the muffin of love
Fucking Without Complications
Fur burger
Fur pie
furry fun
furry fun
Fuzz sandwich
Fuzzburger
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Galloping on the Goldstar
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get a Stinky Pinky
Get To Know Yourself
Getting In Touch With Yourself
getting off
Getting to Know Yourself
Give a length of tongue
Give face
giving yourself one
Giving yourself the finger
Go boating
Go down and do tricks
Go for sushi
Go south
Go under the house
Go way down South in Dixie
Going for the gooey duct
Going Mining
Going on a Finger Ride
going solo
going solo
Gorilla burger
Gorilla in the washing machine
Greasing the Skillet
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Groping the Grotto
Growl at the badger
Growl at the biter
Growlbite
Gusset pianist
Gusset tryping
Gusset Typing
Hairburger
hand jiving
hand sex
Hat job
Have a box lunch
Have a mustache
Have a tuna sandwich
Have box lunch
having a free ride
having a manually assisted fantasy
Having a Sushi Party
Having Sex With Someone you Love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw



Hiking Through the Grand Canyon
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Holding the Hamster
Hoodwinking
Husband's supper
Impeaching Bush
In the Hand Cream
indulging yourself
Invoking Venus
Jillin' off
jilling
Jilling-Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Juicing It Up
Juicing the clam
Jump-starting the River
Kiss somebody's down
Kneel at the altar
Labial titillation
Lady Fingers and Cream
Lapping at the lint trap
Larking
Launching a Class Probe
Lay the lip
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Let your fingers do the walking
Levy Break Limbo
Lick the slit
Lickety-split
Licking anchovy
Lingual stimulation
Lingual titillation
Lip reading
Lip service
Lip smacking
Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox
Lip work
Loobing Your Goob
Make mouth music
Making Kitty Purr
Making Soup
Making the Oysters Smile
Making Waves
Manual Override
Medicate the hairy paper cut
Menage a'moi
Mistressbate
mistressbating
Moustache ride
Mouthlove
Muff diving
Muff munching
Muff Ruffing
Muffin Buffin'
Mumbling in the moss
Munch the bearded clam
Navel Maneuvers
Night in With the Girls
Nulling the Void
Ocean pinking
On the Waterslide
One Hand Clapping
One-man band
Opening the Honey Pot
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the fuzz
Parting the Petals
Parting the Red Sea
paying lip service
Pearl Diving
Pearl Fishing
Performing for Mr. Swaggart
pet the kitty
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Petal Pushing
Petting the kitty
petting yourself
Phalangetic Motion
Picnic on it
Piddly Diddler
Pitching in the Bush League
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing in the sandbox
Playing the squeezebox
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
playing with yourself
pleasuring yourself
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
powder your nose
Praising the Orchid
Pressing the Pleats
Primin' the Hymen
Pug noshing
Pumping the kooter
Punch in the mouth
Punchin' the chipmunk
Pushing the Button
Pushing the Puch
Pushing the Red Button
Pussy Soccer
Reading Braille
Red wings
relieving yourself
Riding the clitorisauras
Riding the Curl
Riding the pillow
Riding the Unicycle
Riding the Wild Hand
Ringing for the Maid
Rolling the Dough
Rolling the Mink
Romancing the Rose
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Rowing the Little Man in the Boat
rub the clit
rub the clit
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
rubbing yourself down
rubbing yourself up
rustling your knickers
Sack lunch
Saying the Rosary
Scoring the Hoop
Scrambling the Bramble
scratching that old itch
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Scuffing the Muff
Seafood dinner
Searching for Spock
seeing to yourself
self love
self love
Self-guided tuna boat tour
self-service
sex for one
sexercising
sexercising
Shelling the Bean
Shooting the Pink Marble
Shooting the Rapids
Shrimping
Shucking the Oyster
Sip at the fuzzy cup
Slamming the Clam
Slapping the Mackerel
Sliming the Moat
slip 'n' slide
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Smoking the fur
Sneeze in the basket
Sneeze in the cabbage
Sneeze in the canyon
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
soap it up
soap it up
Southern Comfort
Spanking Lucy
Speak in tongues
Speak Low genitalese
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Spelunking
splunking off
Spreading the Pedals
Squeeze the Peach
Squeezing the Charmin
starting a bush fire
Stirring the Cauldron
stroke
stroke it
stroke the cat
Stroke the kitty
Strokin' the Slick
Stroking the newt
Strummin' the Big Open
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing at Finger Beach
Surfing the Channel
Swing low
Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator)
Taking a Trip South
Talking to the boat people
Talking to the canoe driver
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Telephone the stomach
The Task at Hand
The Virgin's Release
The Wild Ride
thrapping
Three Point Shot
Ticklin' the taco
Tickling her Fancy
Tickling the Moustache
Tickling the Taco
Tip the velvet
Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Tissue tickling
Toggling the Bit
Tongue bath
Tongue wash
Tossing Pink Salad
Tossing the Pink Salad
touching yourself up
Touch-typing
Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line
treating yourself
treating yourself
Trimming the hedges
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Tuna taco
Twanging the Kitty Wire
Tweaking the Program
Twirling the pearl
Two Finger Taco Tango
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Velvet buzz saw
vibrate the vag
visiting the Magic Kingdom
Vulva Aria
Waking the Butterfly
Warming the wrist rocket
Washing your Fingers
Waterpix exam
Wearing the beard
Whistle in the dark
Whistling in the weeds
wiping the smile onto your face
Worship at the altar
Yawning
Yodeling in the canyon of love
Yodeling in the gully
Yodeling up the valley
Zipping on the Zundap


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